I need a movie to watch?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Not a scary movie. I want more of a comedy or action movie, family is okay too. Try to keep it PG-13 or under, although R is okay just not too violent where blood is gushing out all the time and not a lot of profanity. I just want a movie where my mom won't complain and leave half way through.