I need help writing my Harry Potter slash fiction story (read at your own discretion)?

Hahahahaahaha your a joker ahhaahaha this is clearly a joke. but if it isn't then i don't think anyone would want to read or buy or publish it, it'd be the most epic-est fail ever haahhaha

Have you ever been in a car accident?

yep, two days after i got my new mustang gt 2007, i was showin off cause i seen a fine girl, so i was drivin,on the phone,and looked to my left and she was walking on the sidewalk, i honked and she smiled, next thing i know is i hit a street light pole. MOST EMBARRING MOMENT+FIRST CAR ACCIDENT, what a bundle!!!!

Is it me or is Survivor Samoa filled with Hillbilly Rednecks this year?

wow the ignorance, the hatred, the animosity, its no fun to watch and its only 2 episodes in. You got Russell the woman hater, you got Ben the cop and everybody not him, hater. Its getting to be too much. I swear very few players on this season have an IQ above a disabled person. What happened to picking entertaining contestants? I admit I like Russell's ideas and what he is doing, but his blatant woman hating remarks and disregard is too strong. It over powers the strategy like a freshly road killed skunk... anyone else agree?

What car is faster ???....?

If I'm not mistaken the Commodore has the 3800 V6 Supercharged and the Skyline is the G35 over here so I'd take the Skyline.

Why Do Christians Choose To Be Blind and Ignorant?

the way i see it is that...well i have an example.. Long time ago they uses to train falcons by sewing their eyes shut (temperaly bilnd)(blind bird = pain.. hitting walls ect)untill her will is submerged and she obeys her "god"or "owner" Christians are blinded with crosses untill their will is submerged and obey there "god" blinded not willing to see anything but the crosses(or aka there religion) they choose to not step out of line.. they chose to be ignorant..(that ex. was taken from a play*)****(i only say this because i am wiccan and im tired of my religion being put down and dubed as "evil" when its not true!)****

'Te Deum'.........?

Does your church still sing the 'Te Deum' ? It has the most beautiful music, and the Scriptures are so uplifting. Can you quote it here from memory?

Do pregnancy symptoms come and go? For 10pts?

Every pregnancy is different. My best friend knew I was pregnant the next day. We had to wait for about three weeks to get a positive result and when i went to the Dr. he almost nailed my conception date to the date my friend told me I was pregnant. I was showing signs like sore back, , and I get really moody almost bipolar or multiple personalities crazy when I am pregnant. We now have 3 children and every one had different beginning signs. My first one i couldn't get enough mexican food and with the last it was chinese food. My husband could always tell we were pregnant because I would cook nothing for a month, or six, but my theme food. I also get a kidney infection every time I get pregnant and sinusitis. And I with all three children I didn't have "normal" morning sickness. I could not see,or smell pizza. I'm talking not even driving down the road two blocks away or watching tv. So what I am trying to say is yes for some people signs do show up before you even expect that you might be pregnant. The only really sure way it to go to the dr and do a blood test. A urine test can give a false reading if you have a kidney, bladder,or urinary track infection. Good luck to you.